blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up

mastersynn:

thoughtsofallie:

I think this may be a sign that there’s something wrong with the way schools teach

Well no wonder we all fucked up

(Source: lover-gem)

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  • real life: no one talks to me because i'm ugly.
  • on tumblr: no one talks to me because i'm ugly.

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jketylr:

Robin Williams
1951-2014

jketylr:

Robin Williams

1951-2014

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Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

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anchors-pull-me-under:

whycantyoubecoollikeme:

vicfuencats:

holyhobbitshit:

sempiternal-is-sex:

Are we all reblogging this because of the band or the movie

is this where they got their name omfg

yes.

that is interesting

Because Johnny Depp and bmth

anchors-pull-me-under:

whycantyoubecoollikeme:

vicfuencats:

holyhobbitshit:

sempiternal-is-sex:

Are we all reblogging this because of the band or the movie

is this where they got their name omfg

yes.

that is interesting

Because Johnny Depp and bmth

(Source: whoatash)

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Do you ever miss someone you really shouldn’t miss? Life is kinda weird I guess.

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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